

Back in 2005 two filmmakers tried to defeat their nemesis by making a film about a giant monkey on the cheap and, with the help of a look-a-like, sell it before the New Zealander could. These two con men are not only dangerous, but are notorious for their association with such figures as Ian McKellen (Lord Of The Rings, X-Men) and Brian Sibley (Author of “Peter Jackson: A Film-maker's Journey”). This comedy follows the exploits of these two thieves and reveals the dark past and sinister secrets shared by them all.

Brian Sibley
Self

Anna Greyson
Interviewer

Kristan Ross
Little Girl / Native

Glen O'Dare
Thug

Julian van Gelder
Self

Gavin Henry
Savage Henry

Katie McQueen
Hollywood Executive

Jules Ross
Fake Shemp / Soundman / Pub Folk

Karen van Gelder
Croydon Film Commissioner

Simon Van Gelder
Dead Soundman / Policeman / Ghost

Paul J. Hayes
Soundman 2

Ian McKellen
Self

Ramon Rivero
Self

Michael Howard
Pub Folk

Alice Horner
Alice (John's Girlfriend)

Catherine Boaks
Pub Folk

Alex Panayi
Pub Folk

Alex Cox
Native

Katherine Gwilt
Native

Theo Ross
Native

Adrienne Cluer
Self

John Washtell
Wooly Liberal (Definitely himself)

David Renny
Headteacher

Keith Pettitt
Dancing Man

Gemma the Dog
Warg

Tim Briggs
Soundman 3