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Bill wants to join the Army, but he's 4F so he asks a wizard to help him, but the wizard has slight problems with his history knowlege, so he sends Bill everywhere in history, but not to WWII.

Alan Mowbray
General George Washington

Fortunio Bonanova
Christopher Columbus

Herman Bing
Hessian Col. / Von Heisel

Howard Freeman
Kreiger

Rory Calhoun
Soldier Leaving Canteen (uncredited)

Otto Preminger
General Rahl (uncredited)