Sgt. Kabukiman N.Y.P.D.

Rick Gianasi

Harry Griswold/Sgt. Kabukiman

Susan Byun

Lotus

Bill Weeden

Reginald Stuart

Thomas Crnkovich

Rembrandt

Noble Lee Lester

Captain Bender

Brick Bronsky

Jughead

Larry Robinson

Reverend Snipes

Pamela Alster

Connie LaRosa

Shaler McClure

Felicia

Fumio Furuya

Sato

Jeff Wineshmutz

Hernandez

Joe Fleishaker

Josephs

Masahiro Yamaguchi

Ichiro

Traci Mann

Ichiro's Wife

The Blonde Fox

Waitress

Herbert Becker

Mr. Goldberg

Andrew Osborne

Ford

Rick Collins

Interviewer

Michael Deeg

Snipes' Gang

David Floyd

Snipes' Gang

Marcelo Giscome

Snipes' Gang

Paul Hiatt

Snipes' Gang

Danny Provenzano

Snipes' Gang

Joseph Scerri

Snipes' Gang

Brian Bilcher

Stuart's Evil Men

Richard Demaree

Stuart's Evil Men

John Graziano

Stuart's Evil Men

Todd Kimmell

Stuart's Evil Men

William Mann

Stuart's Evil Men

Nick Palmer

Stuart's Evil Men

Richard Slater

Stuart's Evil Men

Andrew Wolk

Arthur

Bruce Barney

Yuppie

John Nathan

Lawyer #1

Michael Artura

Lawyer #2

Susu Dopman

Mona

Dean Budnick

Kabuki Actor

Dennis Cabrini

Kabuki Actor

Gary Curasi

Kabuki Actor

Wayne Lewis

Kabuki Actor

Al Quagliata

Kabuki Actor

Paul Rubin

Kabuki Actor

John Stang

Kabuki Actor

Ann-Mari Jacobsen

Amanda

Patricia Kaufman

Birthday Mom

Sarah Uffelman

Mom #2

Lily Hayes Kaufman

Party Kid

Sean O'Neill

Stuart's Male Secretary

Jane Kober

Prissy Lady in Theater

Thomas Amoresano

Police Officer

Charles Cavalier

Police Officer

Patricia Ann Davenport

Police Officer

David Droge

Police Officer / Sgt. Kabukiman Double

Tony Kruk

Police Officer

Nena Segal

Police Officer

Michael Troy

Police Officer

Robert Pemberton

Man in Big Red Hat

James Van Vladricken

Kid on Tricycle

Anthony Falco

Truck Driver

Phil Rivo

Drunk / Epilogue Crowd

Fred Fredrickson

Homeless Man

Madelin Correa

Woman in Car

Jerry Meko

Large Woman in Precinct

Burt Wright

Gentleman in Precinct

Tony Messina

Plainclothesman

Mary Lynn Miller

Detective

Charlotte Kaufman

Ichiro's Child

Lisbeth Kaufman

Ichiro's Child

Jeffrey W. Sass

Doctor / Monkey Voice

Nevada Belle

Hospital Administrator

Judy Prianti

Nurse #1

Diane Fischetti

Nurse #2

Ann Phuvan

Sato's Assistant

Maria Shibaji

Sato's Assistant

Steve Ferguson

Car Thief

Alan Rhea

Purse Snatcher

Joy Palevsky

Female Reporter

Gordon Bryan

Pimp

Andrea "Andi" Giordano

Pimp's Woman

Pattie Meyer

Pimp's Woman

Stanley L. Kaufman, Sr.

Distinguished Gentleman in Park

Robert Volpe II

Big Man Holding Little Boy

Zachary Daniel Sass

Toddler in Arms

Paul McCarthy

Hairdresser

Maria Fridmanovich

Kabuki Cut Woman

Tracy Leigh

Stuart's Evil Woman

Debbie Moore

Stuart's Evil Woman

Veronica Welch

Stuart's Evil Woman

Mark Allan Ginsberg

Stuart's Evil Man

Soren Jensen

Stuart's Evil Man

Jay Sax

Stuart's Evil Man

Jonathan Smit

Stuart's Evil Man

Bob Epstein

Stuart's Evil Man

Andy Solomon

Stuart's Evil Man

Mario Joyner

Hole in the Head Thug

Michael O'Pelka

Acid Faced Thug

Doc Antle

Evil Thug

Edward Kimball

Evil Thug

John "Cyborg" Heyden

Evil Thug

Adharsh McCabe

Evil Thug

Judy Fuhrer

Beautiful Woman in Times Square

Aubu

Himself

Mac Sutherland

Dog Walker

Logan "Bobey" Sass

Dog

Daniel Boone

Toyota

Christopher Beane

Sgt. Kabukiman Double

Don James

Sgt. Kabukiman Double

Monica Akesson

Epilogue Crowd

Steven Bentley

Epilogue Crowd

Kathleen Kane

Epilogue Crowd

Louis Ortiz

Epilogue Crowd

Scott Resnick

Epilogue Crowd

Leesa Rowland

Epilogue Crowd

Seita Koto

Special ADR Voices

Loretta Stahl

Special ADR Voices

Richard Espinosa

Special ADR Voices

Rob Aft

Special ADR Voices

Chris Houghton

Special ADR Voices

Gary Farber

Special ADR Voices

Mabel Lozano

Special ADR Voices

Kelly Gleason

Special ADR Voices

Susan Hayes

Special ADR Voices

Phoebe Legere

Waitress with Raw Fish (uncredited)

Lisa Gaye

Stuart's Evil Woman

Jeffrey W. Sass

Monkey Voice