Meet Wally Sparks

Rodney Dangerfield

Wally Sparks

Debi Mazar

Sandy Gallo

Burt Reynolds

Lenny Spencer

David Ogden Stiers

Floyd Preston

Rita McKenzie

Helen Williams

Lisa Thornhill

Priscilla Preston

Mark L. Taylor

Harvey Bishop

Cindy Williams

Emily Preston

Gilbert Gottfried

Harry Karp

Tony Danza

New York Cab Driver

Sir Mix-a-Lot

Rapper Announcer

Julia Sweeney

Martha Karp

Ron Jeremy

Porn Actor

Cindy Ambuehl

Lola Larue

Alan Rachins

Randel Williams

Tim Allen

Tim Allen

Grover Dale

Dancer

Karen Duffy

Reporter #3

Michael Weatherly

Dean Sparks

Glenn Walker Harris Jr.

Robby Preston

Lenny Clarke

Joey

Ryan Tomlinson

Robby's Friend

Sandy Helberg

Commercial Director

Carmen Filpi

Bum

Al Eisenmann

Butler

George Wallace

Bartender

Michael Bolton

Michael Bolton

Barry Nolan

Reporter #1

John Melendez

Reporter #2

Bob Saget

Reporter #4

Harry Basil

Stable Boy

Nils Allen Stewart

American Wrestler #1

Scott L. Schwartz

American Wrestler #2

Lesley-Anne Down

Hooker Nurse

Lewis Arquette

Cardinal

Gabrielle Carteris

Gabrielle Carteris

George Hamilton

George Hamilton

John Henson

John Henson

Jay Leno

Jay Leno

Sally Jessy Raphael

Sally Jessy Raphael

Geraldo Rivera

Geraldo Rivera

Roseanne Barr

Roseanne Barr

Jerry Springer

Jerry Springer

Alana Stewart

Alana Stewart

Rolonda Watts

Rolanda Watts

Morton Downey, Jr.

Morton Downey, Jr.

Michael Rooker

Michael Rooker

Scott McKinley

Wally's Assistant

Rochelle Swanson

Dixie (uncredited)