

“He's a vampire who hasn't scored in 400 years. Tonight's the night!”
Ralph is a sexually frustrated vampire who suffers from a peculiar curse. He's condemned for eternity to watch his one true love, Mona, be murdered by a pirate wielding a ham bone. But now? Now it's 1990, and Ralph is determined to break Mona's cycle of reincarnation. His first order of business is winning her affections, which he does by starting Rockula: a rock band that's sure to stake a claim on her heart.
Bo Diddley
Axman

Tony Cox
Big Al

Karen Berger
Cloris

Rick Zumwalt
Boom Boom

Tamara De Treaux
Bat Dork

Nancye Ferguson
Robin

Bill Brochtrup
Roadie

Rodney Bingenheimer
Rodney Bingenheimer

Adam Shankman
Driver

Kevin Hunter
Drunk

Allan Love

Greg Rusin
Elmo