

Why the hell would you want to play for the Toronto Boxsprings? They’re a bad team in a lousy inter-county league. They’re owned by a crappy discount mattress store. Even their locker room sucks - stuck in the leaky basement of a local dive bar.
Melee Hutton
'Mystic' Linda Callaghan

Christie Stewart
Andrea 'Sad Andy' Tapp

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Tony 'Noname' Yaznewski

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Jeremy 'Juicebox' Berger

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